"Ladies and Gentlemen Snup-Hash is back on the air! I'm going to be giving you one of the sweetest and most kick ass reasons to listen to my show! A contest! That's right we're holding a contest! This contest asks that you send in your most favorite memories of living on Runa (aka being member). The person to be sender number 10 (reply number 10) will win a strawberry parfait and a level up totem (grants ability to have stats one rank higher than posts allow- one time use)." Snup-Hash yells enthusiastically through the radio.
"Go right ahead and sned in your responses! I'll be waiting for your responses eagerly!" Snup continues when the phone rings. The sound of the receiver being picked up is heard and a voice fills the air, "Can I win the prize by calling ten times in a row? or telling you my ten memories?"
"Ell NAW! Who do you think you are? Rufus Tenik!" Snup Hash yells in reply slamming down the receiver.
"Hey Snup! I just wanted to call in and say that it's just so great listening to your voice again! Though where's the news? Where's the critiques of Runa? where is the funk? I mean music sure! Comedy sure! But where is the meat to this sandwhich?" says a rough female voice from the other side of the phone.
"Just a concerned listener calling!" -click-
Busujima Mortal - 10 posts
Posts : 16 Join date : 2013-05-20 Age : 32 Location : Maine
*Phone rings again and is set to automatic answer*
"Um... Hello... Is this thing on?... Hello? Well.... if anyone can hear me... where are you? Hell where the heck is everyone? I feel like a lone soul in the midst of a vast ocean here..."
"...Dammit! Am I talking into the wrong end or some--*CLICK*"
Devlin Hosguard Admin
Posts : 536 Join date : 2012-01-06 Location : Alfred, New York
Subject: Re: "Snup Hash Contest #1" Sat Mar 29, 2014 3:45 pm
"Hey there Caller! It's been a while since I had a phone call. Didn't quite notice that red light flashing on my dash. Anyways folks, this Snup Hash! Ready to give you another fantastic installment of music while we wait for that tenth caller to complete this contest!" Snup Hash announces semi-cheerfully giving away easily that this was the first caller in months.
Makoto Nanaya Mortal - 10 posts
Posts : 10 Join date : 2013-03-17 Age : 33 Location : ◕‿‿◕
Subject: Re: "Snup Hash Contest #1" Sun Jun 01, 2014 5:44 pm
RING-RING-RING!
"Hello? HAY!!!! Whats shaking girrrl? I haven't talked to you in ages! How's it been over in the J.R.? I hope everything is goood! *giggle giggle* ... Wow, Kokone, you're being awfully quiet over there... Do I need to 'spruce'n up' the conversation with some devilish details first? HE HE HE" came the voice from the other end of the line.
Devlin Hosguard Admin
Posts : 536 Join date : 2012-01-06 Location : Alfred, New York
"Hey Folks! Welcome back to the Snup Hash Show! Don't worry we have made it through to about the fifth caller at this point...give or take a few prank calls. I still don't forgive Takashi! Ahem...Enjoy the music and enjoy the show! There will be a live broadcast coming from the Droxis Democracy headquarters ball in the next few days! This contest keeps going until then!" the enthusiastic voice of Snup Hash broadcasts over the waves of Runa.
A moment later you can hear Snup Hash whispering to one the managers in the dj booth, "Next time we hold contest maybe we should put a time limit on it...OH! I'm still on the air! Whoops! In more recent news folks, the ancient world of Galiavan has started to become active and seemingly incoherent to any plot line. I now leave you with the following song and pronounce this broadcast married and divorced! Peace out!"